PROMETHEAN ANTAGONIST

The gospel according to Kevin or Ashly. “Oh my god it’s like, you know, it’s kinda like, and then he goes…blessed are the whatever.”

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Ever been at some public place like a shopping mall and you see a sign with a picture of a knife and fork? Wouldn’t it be funny if you followed the arrow and it was just a store that sold knives and forks?

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“Her outfit leaves nothing to the imagination.” What’s that supposed to mean? I imagine all sorts of things when I see a girl in a skimpy outfit. Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say, “her outfit really sparks the imagination?”

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I was at the mall and saw one of those places that sell bras. There was a sign that said 50% off…but, it only covered one side.

# posted by Promethean Antagonist @ 9:19 PM 0 comments

A. No tax on tips.

B. A White House ballroom, paid for privately.

# posted by Promethean Antagonist @ 10:58 AM 0 comments